by Melissa Parkin
Mr. DeLaurentis
finally tells his children the “truth” about Charles. Apparently, the eldest
sibling of the clan displayed some rather disturbing behavioral issues from a
young age. After attempting to drown a baby Alison in the bathtub, Charles was
sentenced to the Radley Institute, where he killed himself by the time he
turned sixteen. Mr. DeLaurentis just so happened to be out of town at the time
of his son’s death, and his wife decided to cremate Charles without so much as
holding a funeral service for his passing. Alison relays the tale to the Liars,
and the ever so blunt Hanna immediately calls bull. Considering this is “A”
we’re talking about here, would anybody buy this story? No funeral, no living
witnesses to question, and no paperwork to back up any of this. As Shakespeare
would say, “there’s something rotten in Denmark.”
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Though the
girls may have escaped the Dollhouse, they still can’t help but feel smothered
in one form or another. Spencer’s anxiety and sleep deprivation consumes her
every moment. Since her mother cut her off from anti-anxiety medication,
Spencer resorts to dumpster diving in the Montgomery’s trash when she learns
that Aria has tossed out her meds. When the effort leaves her empty-handed, she
turns to accepting special brownies
from Ezra’s new baker. Fitz catches on to what Spencer’s doing and lends his
opinion on the matter, but the words fall on deaf ears. All Spencer wants is
peace, even if it’s only temporary.
Tensions
continue to boil as Hanna finally blows a gasket over the fact that Caleb is
constantly hovering around her like an overprotective hawk. She’s “smothered”
by him always being around. After she discovers that he’s even planted a GPS
tracker on her car to keep tabs on her, she firmly declares that she “needs
space.”
Things aren’t
going any better over at the Fields’ residence as Sarah Harvey’s presence and skittish
behavior sends up more red flags for Emily’s mother. Ms. Fields forces Emily
into seeing a therapist, whether she’s ready to open up about her experiences
or not. Sarah refuses to seek counseling though and even resorts to running
away. Emily insists that she can help Sarah, and decides to take Ms. Harvey to the
community swimming pool. The girls share a late night dip; Sarah finally seems
to relax.
Lastly, Aria
finds that her father has entered into full-blown papa bear mode, insisting on
escorting her everywhere she goes. Having recently been bitten by the
shutterbug, she finally manages to get some time alone when she visits the
college to use their darkroom. As she develops some shots, she freaks out upon
finding a note from “A” insisting that Aria is still “MY doll, bitch.” Apparently,
Charles went all I Know What You Did Last
Summer on Aria while in the Dollhouse by chopping off her locks after she
refused to dye her hair pink—hence the new ‘do. Aria tries to flee from the
darkroom, but soon discovers that she’s been locked inside. As only PLL can, a handsome helping hand comes
to her rescue in the form of Clark, a gorgeous fellow photog, who removes the
wedge “A” planted in the door.
Unconvinced by
Charles’s supposed death, the Liars try to track down his medical records from
Radley. Given that the facility closed down, they’re forced to sneak into
Riverhill Davis Center, the place where the remaining patient records are sent
for shredding. As per usual, Charles’s record is incomplete. Noticing that
Alison’s deceased great-aunt was on the visitor’s log, they, along with Jason,
go out to her old house with the belief that Charles is actually squatting
there. They do in fact find him resting…just not in the way they expected.
Jason and Ali uncover a grave in the backyard, with Charles’s name engraved on
the headstone. It’s legitimate. The show closes out with the hooded “A”
observing a computer monitor, where each of the Liars’ locations are pinpointed
out on a map via GPS tracker. Yes, it was creepy.
“Don’t Look
Now” definitely has its fair share of twists and insight, but it has problems,
particularly with convenience. Sneaking inside a facility to get medical
records would generally inspire a cute, low-grade Mission: Impossible heist plan, but instead, the girls just stroll
right in through the backdoor without anyone
noticing. ANYONE. Then, Jason just so happens to recall a bizarre occurrence at
his great-aunt’s house that he never thought strange enough to investigate
until…how long after the fact? It gets better.
Hanna and
Caleb. What. Just. Happened?
The strongest
couple on the show suddenly goes on a break, because Caleb was being…a loving boyfriend?
Oh, how awful for you Hanna. The man helped rescue you from a psychopath’s lair
and wants to keep you safe. Your response: push him away for caring that much.
Seriously? If this development doesn’t inspire fantasies of throwing your
remote shattered screens, then I’m not sure what will. This was not season
six’s best. *tears*
Pretty
Little Liars - “Don’t Look Now” Rating: C +
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